Strange contemporary Mutazilites cannot admit of His breaking the very rules of logic and ever-recurring laws of nature and of the skies which He has created for the ongoing well-being of mankind – that is the order, patterning and customary practice dear to the fitra of the middlemost human creature which is inherent in life itself. Long live the Ash’aris!

And O for the return of holydays, far from the flippancy of singles-, kids- and womens’-days and the oncreep of the kobalds of halaween over that churchy-scourge luther.