As for the mutual lobbing of missiles in Greater Shaam,

there can only be praise for the Drumpimensch

who speaks openly and spontaneously from a confused mind,

whereas his predecessors hid behind the political mask

with carefully crafted Sorensenic rhetoric in their bureaucratic bunkers

while sending others to die; and only the Napoleon of Crime in Egypt

may with justification cite Horace: dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.