Gold is at a Corona Price

“No b. notes for me, thank you, they look too freshly minted. I prefer the patina of gold”. “But that is just a conspiracy” said Miss Vicky Bedia to Simple Simon. “O but I shall keep my gold, all the same, I just feel safer with it, your know, its just a gut feeling, a matter of trust and people do so hanker after it in these corona times” remarked S.S. confidantly.

Said the wise man, “If you’re not talking to each other before your marriage, you certainly won’t be afterwards.”

Said the sitizen, “O but when I’ve got my house, my wife, my kids, the stores are full and my pie’s not in the sky, I’ll do my bit for the Lord of the Worlds”.

Said the Lord of the Worlds, “It is an enormous abhorrence in My eyes to say something which you do not do”.