The Uzbek Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi
could hardly be expected to foresee the dilemna of Monsieur Tapage
who awoke one wet winter’s morn
and decided to take on the robot forecasting his next move
on going online, offering him things calculated to meet his approval
and more expectantly his pocket.
Tapage called up zakat, purify, gold, purify and bank purify in quick succession and his mobile exploded.