Feuernado Firestorm Firenado

They called it here Feuernado when it happened in the island to the west, and is mentioned in the Quran in the story of the two gardens when it destroyed that of the arrogant one.

Come then summer sun! and penetrate in this northern clime with your myriad midges around the beach fire for their blood to mix with ours as we roast the freshy slaughtered lamb on which those words so difficult to say of bismillah allahu akbar in these times of ignorance and war in so many places of the Muslim territoriies

for their blood causes irritation and scratches and awakens to the night watch and tahajjud, recited aloud according to our way, that of Madina and the Imam Malik.

Come sun! and cause the vermillion little wild plums and the yellow and blue ones so wee before the soopermaakit ones of kemical dung and pollooschiun

and cause the blue algae to blossom in the warm bodden waters where the pike roam to ginormous sizes for such modest waters.

Come inject your smoke of beach fire with the rays of midges to drive us swimming in the protecting waters laden with the weed where the pike lurks preyingly.

Inject your fragrant woody vapours, almost poison to the lungs but sustenance enough to call the sleeping masses to the Haqq

of sobriety and drunken wisdom.

Influx of the juices of wild pears and apples, also smaller and tarter than their basterd cousins on the shelves of air conditioned halls

after their trunks absorbed the scudding rains between the monkey’s birthday weather prevalent NOW,

bringing to the fore the fire storm, electrifying tire winter systems

and hearts of those who know.